Six Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

Here are six awful Turkey Day zingers to tell around the feast tonight.

1. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?  Pilgrims!

3. Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.

4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?  Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

5. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?  Boy! I'm stuffed!

6. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?  He had an arrow escape!

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